Posted 3 hours ago

bootycaller:

who wants to give up on society and go live in a treehouse with me

(Source: tiredestprincess)

Posted 3 hours ago

tensioned:

why does everything close so early on sunday jesus didnt die for this

Posted 3 hours ago

Fruit Ninja Training

(Source: sangorox)

Posted 3 hours ago
azzaliejane:

lillyhasatumblr:

FUN FACTMichael Cera agreed to play himself as a complete coke fiend psychopath only because they let him wear his windbreaker. 

reblog for the fact

azzaliejane:

lillyhasatumblr:

FUN FACT
Michael Cera agreed to play himself as a complete coke fiend psychopath only because they let him wear his windbreaker. 

reblog for the fact

(Source: crackerswag)

Posted 4 days ago

chidorito:

THE FUGAKU TWITTER IS LITERALLY THE FUNNIEST SHIT EVER OH MYGOD

Posted 4 days ago
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the-pietriarchy:

I suffer from that syndrome where your neutral expression makes it look like you’re an angry serial killer

Posted 4 days ago
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officialunitedstates:

A wise man once said, “A wise man once said.”

Posted 4 days ago

laugh-until-you-drop:

if mermaids exist i hope they stay hidden because we’re just gonna end up killing them like we do everything else

Posted 5 days ago

today my mom laughed for 30 minutes about this

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(Source: loueeh)

Posted 5 days ago

phon3y:

I laughed so hard I woke up my dad.

(Source: unlucky-artist)

Posted 5 days ago

rneerkat:

i would kill for a job as an assassin

Posted 5 days ago

neatvibes:

most common thought: damn haha im going to have to deal with that sooner or later

Posted 5 days ago